WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



yngwies Cat 3:32 Fri Dec 20
Christmas work bash
Dull as dish water these days...

Mine was all rather nice, I'm new.
Still ended up getting rather wankered
The bits I can remember was having a go
At the spurs fans (ohh I'm hard)

Over to you cunts.

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jooliandix 7:33 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
I gave my Christmas bonus to a stripper in a pub in Stratford one year,she was rotten.

ted fenton 5:41 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
The office Christmas party. A great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...

kirok1 3:05 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Didn’t see the point. All female staff. Motown tribute act. Meal and dance.
I don’t dance.
Means a night of utter tedium and too much booze at hotel prices.

AVOR 1:35 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
First time in over 30 years of working that i couldnt be arsed to go.....must be getting old..... or i can no longer tolerate some of the twats i work with

Northern Sold 1:09 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Out of the 20 on our do I'd say 8 of us socialise a lot at work anyway (lunchtime sessions etc) so it's no different... the others will probably have their meal and just fuck off and leave the drinking to the hardened alcholics...

Swiss. 1:09 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Mine was last night at the Cercle Municipal Luxembourg. For an investment bank. masked ball and all very Eyes Wide Shut. Great Hors d'oeuvres.

Fidelio anyone?

Manuel 12:28 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Always found these events strange affairs, either people didn't want to drop their guards and they behaved the same as they did in the office, or some just went mental (probably don't get out much) which use to be amusing.

zebthecat 12:26 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Nurse Ratched 11:54 Fri Dec 20

Same here.
I've got to the "what's the point?" stage.

Tomshardware 12:13 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
I'm self employed and work alone so don't have a works bash. The closest thing I can think of was yesterday when I was finishing work I watched a mischief of magpies going about their business. They were noisy and rowdy and were annoying a nearby crow. I found it interesting.

Mike Oxsaw 12:09 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Northern Sold 11:35 Fri Dec 20

Laughing is frowned upon in the office.

Everyone except me is devoutly religious and voraciously conflate frivolity, ignorance & disrespect.

For the last 3 years I've been based in/out of a non-christian country.

Come to think of it, I was also based in/out of a non-christian country for the 10 years prior to that.

BRANDED 11:58 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Went for Tea at the Savoy. Too many cakes for me.

Nurse Ratched 11:54 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
I work with absolutely lovely people, but almost all of them are much younger and I'm rubbish at socialising, so I didn't go.

Northern Sold 11:35 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Mike you sound as much of a laugh at work as you are on here....

violator 11:32 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Ours was on election night, I stayed at home with the swingometer and a pot noodle

Mike Oxsaw 11:14 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
They pay me money to be at work. That money funds my life outside work and a big part of that is my social life.

I can't imagine anything worse than socialising with a bunch of people who only have in common the fact that they have to be paid to be there.

Mr Kenzo 11:12 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Mine's today, should have sacked it off and gone on my mates do who are off to Ascot

On The Ball 10:39 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Northern Sold 9:58 Fri Dec 20

To be fair you love Old Leigh in every season.

Block 10:01 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Missed mine, was off sick :(

Northern Sold 9:58 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
Got ours today... my turn to organise... 20 of us going to Peter Boat Old Leigh... love old leigh in the winter

Grumpster 9:53 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
I enjoyed mine though the food was fucking awful.

Thankfully I was only there for the free lager and would happily write off the entire sit down section.

Firm is absolutely full of quality birds and people up for a laugh, so a free bar and loads of noncing is good for me.

normannomates 4:24 Fri Dec 20
Re: Christmas work bash
You should have got a slap tbf.. But its only spurs lads

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